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21 Comments on “You Supply the Caption”

  1. wheelj79 Says:

    “I once planted a church and it was THIS big.”

  2. Steve McCoy Says:

    “And so if your good works outweigh your bad works…you get into heaven!”

  3. John Daly Says:

    Look at these babies, and next week I’m going for the pedicure!

  4. Danny Slavich Says:

    “The real question is why our only two drink options are Diet Coke and Diet Pepsi”.

  5. Joe Holland Says:

    “When I do this with my hands, the whole congregation sits down. It’s amazing!”

  6. Timmy Brister Says:

    Danny,

    That’s really funny, especially in light of what Stetzer said about drink options here compared to other places. :)

  7. Kris Harrison Says:

    “look, you may a little bigger than me, but I can still take ya, see these hands”

  8. Joe Says:

    “The Synod of Dort had five, Piper has seven, I have 10.”

  9. Heath Lloyd Says:

    “I said, ‘Hey Ergun, I’m NOT coming to Lynchburg.’”

  10. Steve McCoy Says:

    I think I’ve come up with the perfect caption.

  11. tlange Says:

    “It’s my way or the highway!”

  12. Jerry Says:

    “And then I punched the throttle, popped the clutch, and jumped that bike over 57 Arminians in Volkswagons.”

  13. John Mark Says:

    “On the one hand, you’ve written more books”. On the other hand, I have better hair and my plaid is smaller and cooler and I have all the Geneva Commentaries on my side. So please step away from the table before I break your missional code.

  14. Kevin Sorensen Says:

    Look, you won’t ever be taken seriously until you get more grey in that goatee of yours. Trust me, I know these things.

  15. Sean Gould Says:

    Real push-ups are done with finger tips like these Ed!

  16. Darrin Patrick Says:

    “I don’t care if goatees went out in the 90’s, we are cool”

  17. Bryant King Says:

    “…I think we need to be prepared to show grace to those who disagree, because you can probably get into heaven without switching to a Mac, but I wouldn’t personally chance it.”

  18. Kelly Bridenstine Says:

    “Calm down big guy, all I said was that maybe you seemed kinda soft writing about that Misional-Love-thing.”

  19. tom ascol Says:

    OK. These are all good guesses. Well, maybe not *all* of them…. What I really said was this: “OK, Ed, listen up and I will try to explain to you how to plant a church.”

  20. Timmy Brister Says:

    1. “I want to assure you that the recording Tim has cannot and will not be used against you in the court of the SBC blogosphere.” :)

    or

    2. “What I want to know is whether you think that twittering during worship services goes against the regulative principle.”

  21. Jim Pemberton Says:

    “I found that whether you plant a garden or a church, you still get dirt under your fingernails.”

    “Try the caffeine-free. Look: steady as a rock.”

    [Following in the Star Wars reference above:] “These are not the droids you are looking for.”

    “Woah! That shirt is messing with my eyes!”

    Tom breaks the ice by performing some slight-of-hand for Ed.

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