Comments on: Press Release: Climate Change Divides Convention, Kills Evangelism

By: Indy for the Outie: Open Thread « Provocations & Pantings

Indy for the Outie: Open Thread « Provocations & Pantings — Tue, 10 Jun 2008 05:02:59 +0000

[...] on the SBC “Hall of Fame Faith”? * Will the issue of the environment and global warming “heat up” again? * What about the camel method and missions strategies? * Will Wiley Drake’s nominating [...]

By: Timmy Brister

Timmy Brister — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 18:56:22 +0000

Bill,

I am going to chalk that up to the providence of God.

Here’s why. God has been doing some amazing things in the last couple of years at LC, and I am rather certain that none of it would have been possible if Yarnell was president. I’ve got a buddy who is bringing 20 students up for T4G, and that alone would not have happened under an Anabaptist influence.

By: Bill Nettles

Bill Nettles — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 14:41:36 +0000

Yarnell is amazing! (both ice cream and man). First Louisiana College, now the SBECI.

By: caddiechaplain

caddiechaplain — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 11:29:17 +0000

To quote that famous theologian, Larry the Cable Guy, “I don’t care what anyone says, that’s funny right there!”

By: Timmy Brister

Timmy Brister — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 08:28:00 +0000

Thanks Rev. I talked to my father who is a lifelong Southern Baptist, and he told me that he did not know the context of any of these. I was a bit saddened by this revelation. Well, not really.

The sad thing is that I thought of these off the top of my head while driving home from work the other day. I need help. Bad, real bad.

By: Rev

Rev — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 02:31:42 +0000

BTW, Timmy, this is a brilliant post! Very funny stuff!

By: Rev

Rev — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 02:31:00 +0000

I’m a “hyper-extreme-militant Southern Baptist”? Oh man! Getting ready to go take a cold shower, but I’ve already recited the Apostle’s Creed three times today.

By: Something to laugh at | Micah Fries :: Husband Daddy Pastor Learner

Something to laugh at | Micah Fries :: Husband Daddy Pastor Learner — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 02:17:14 +0000

[...] **UPDATE** I found this recent post by Timmy Brister providing a parody on Southern Baptist’s and their take on the environmental initiative. We don’t have many writers in the convention better than Timmy. If you follow the SBC at all, this will make you laugh. If you don’t follow the SBC, you probably won’t get it. Click here [...]

By: Stephen Ley

Stephen Ley — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 22:39:09 +0000

Excellent! I can tell this post was a labor of love.

By: Timmy Brister

Timmy Brister — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 17:25:43 +0000

Kevin,

Yeah, I have a PDF, but the most updated one is not online as of yet (I don’t think so at least). Here is the most recent one online (from November of last year):

http://timmybrister.files.wordpress.com/2007/11/a-chronological-survey-of-the-calvinism-arminianism-controversy-in-the-sbc-with-contributing-factors-30.pdf